1,100 of the strangest people
My town is a bit backwards. I don't know if its just that the meth is that good around here or what!? It seems that there is a new controversy every day. There are a few characters (citizens) that make appearances more often than others. I might need to netflix Twin Peaks and/or start recording some of this madness.
Friday: Uproar regarding the potential new fire hall. Concerned citizen threatens to "dissolve" the Port by local vote because of my most recent idea to purchase the old fire hall.
Saturday: In the morning on the way to a meeting, a man completely whacked out rides by full speed on a lawnmower with another guy chasing behind on a bike swerving into an oncoming traffic lane. Then onto the community meeting where the consensus seemed to be that the school girls are dressing in a way that they are "asking for it."
Thursday: Fire boat sinks. Sabotage is the rumor, but ignorance seems to be the case. (Please note: Port accountant in yellow kayak)
posted by Kraemerica at 11:07 AM
4 Comments:
You want to buy the town fire hall? Why, pray tell?
not personally...but i think it would good property for the port to own...
Ahh, small town antics. Part of me misses that stuff.
Let us not forget that before you and Joel moved to town the population was 1,098...need I say more? May we also be reminded of another item that recently sunk...strange, stranger, strangest.
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